When I am home I always get caught up on all the gossip so I have to share this funny story. My mom and dads best friends are really funny people. They have been married for twenty something years and love each other very much, but when they get mad at each other they really hold a grudge. We are going to call them Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill own their own business and work together and are together 24/7. This will help in understanding what happened.
On Sunday they got into a little tiff about using a certain brand of eye drops. Nothing big but they were annoyed with each other all day. Jack was annoyed enough to leave church early and go home and pout. It did not stop there. Monday roles around and they are still annoyed with each other. So Jill decided to stay home and do work from there while Jack went to the shop to work. Jill had to go to the shop the drop off some papers and found out her husband was not there. The shop was swamped and they really needed Jacks help. Jill went home to see if she could find him and, to her surprise, he was there spraying weeds. She informed him that the shop really needed his help. He was not in the mood to be nagged. He mouthed off to her and she did the same. Jack snapped and was really upset. Jill told Jack to take his perfect little ass and put it in his perfect truck and hook up to his perfect trailer and take a perfect little trip. SO he did. He has been gone since Monday afternoon. My mom and dad and Jill have been worried because he will not answer his phone. Thursday he sent my mom a text saying he was fine but had spent the morning in the ER. He did not say why or what had happened and that was it. Today is Friday and still no word.
When I talked to Jill she said this happens about once a year because they spend so much time together that sometimes they just need some space. He will eventually come back and all will be well again.
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